Beating That Drug Test
Dear Friend,
Let me ask you something… are you stressed and nervous about that drug test you have to pass?
Hell yeah! I used to be terrified of drug tests, too…before I found out how to beat ‘em.
It’s not fair, is it? You want a job, or you wanna keep your job? Drug test time!
Maybe you have to pass a school drug test to avoid getting kicked out and making your parents furious? That sucks, doesn’t it?
It’s enough to totally stress you out because there’s nothing you can do about unfair drug tests…until now!
Here’s my crazy story about drug tests…
OK, I’m going to confess the truth… I used to LIVE for weekend parties, but I lived in FEAR of drug tests!
Tell me if this sounds familiar…
My job used to stress me out bad, I always cut loose on the weekends.
Every Saturday and Sunday, I’d spend time on my friend’s boat smoking and drinking and trying lots of different stuff to the beat of the reggae music.
The joints came around, liquor was flowing freely, lots of stuff was going down. Everybody was laughing, dancing, eating and having a great time.
Partying was great, until Monday morning!
Has this ever happened to you—the surprise drug test?
It happened to me after one of the most fun weekends I’ve ever had.
Picture this—you’re sitting at your desk, just getting back into the routine of Monday, when there’s a tap on your shoulder and you hear…
“You’ve been chosen for random drug testing. Follow me, please.”
Argh! What do you do?
Ever Been So Nervous About A Drug Test That You Started Shaking? I Did…
…and hot fear was flashing from my head to my toes! Know the feeling?
Would they find out? What would they do? Would I lose my job?
All those questions nagged at me as I followed the Test Tech to the bathroom.
And there I was, peeing into the sample jar, worrying and stressing about what I’d done that weekend.
I found out the hard way what failing a drug test means…
After I went back to work from taking the drug test, my manager came to see me. He wasn’t’ smiling. Oh MAN!
His face said it all.
“We need to go down to Human Resources and talk.”
FIRED! My worst nightmare came true. Can you believe it?
I lost my job to a drug test! This had to stop…
How would I pay my rent? Where was I gonna get the money for groceries? What about my car payment?
All that income, GONE because of drug testing, can you believe it?
I thought I had a right to privacy. I was wrong!
I had to get a new job, and that meant passing a NEW drug test. Groan! But I had to get a paycheck, so I started talking to lots of people that I knew who passed drug tests while using drugs.
And then I started researching drug tests…
I studied ways to beat drug testing and what I found was AMAZING!
Did you know that there are some foolproof ways to pass a drug test? They’re really not 100% accurate—it’s true!
And no, I’m not talking about the old “steal your sample from the lab” trick—that doesn’t work.
I’m talking about guaranteed ways to pass any urine drug test.
Imagine never, ever having to fear for your job, your place in school, or your athletic scholarship again!
Wouldn’t that be great?
Armed with new information, I PASSED the drug test for my next job, and you can, too!
Astonishing, isn’t it? I took everything I’d learned and used it to pass that drug test!
And you want to know the best part?
I’d spent the weekend just like I wanted to… down on my friend’s boat, partying hard!
Can you imagine how great that feels?
The best part is that my new methods worked so well that my friends and their friends started coming to me for my secrets. So I decided to put them all down in the form a very useful ebook.
Right now you have the chance to put fear of drug tests behind you FOREVER with my new “Beating That Drug Test” ebook!
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